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For that high speed massage…
posted on 29 Nov 2008 in Toiletries
Use if vibrator is set to ‘stun’…
Photo courtesy of Fahruz
(437 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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This is exactly what I recommend when performing facials. Looks like the real deal.
Hey, I warned you it would be quick!
KY… meet your match.
Now I know what to get B.O.B for Christmas!
(B.O.B is a “B.attery O.perated B.oyfriend…sigh…when you have to EXPLAIN your jokes…oh well.)
That’s nothing. You should try the Mach 20 Lubricant!
It’s the lube of the future!
Available exclusively at the Creep Shop.
Please remove shoes before using.
Four out of five probing aliens recommend using Super Sonic for all body instruments. Super Sonic is out of this world!
I use it to polish my skin flute to make it shiny.
However, polish too much at one time and …….
Is it a plane? Is it a spaceship? No, it’s a jelly moving at super sonic speed!
All I could think of is “why would someone get a facial ultrasound?” haha
When bukakke just isn’t enough.
This peanut butter and jelly sandwich tastes funny… oh God!
For those that shag at mach 3!
It’s not very good stuff…I gave it a try it on both my Trombone and my Violin, but the sound quality wasn’t improved in the slightest! 🙁
Hmm, I might need some of this for my butt trumpet..
Let’s make those pores SING!
It’s super sonic jelly time! It’s super sonic jelly time!
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly…
Let me just get my facial instrument tuned up here . . .
When Sub-Sonic just isnt enough… So SUPER
I can’t catch that damned jelly… It’s supersonic.
For the Vibrating Underwear….
Go on.. facial my organ with jelly!
This jelly is a godsend for my body instruments; it’s handy for when I need to “practise shifting” or “tune my oboe”.
The most direct and honest form of advertising in the anas lubrication industry.
kersploosh it on all ur personal instruments
Bet ya get a BANG out of it..get it??..supersonic??? never mind….
what instrument do you play? the organ
For hobbyists who play the skin flute from time to time.
Im gonna use that on my organ….
Right, now where did i put those chaos emeralds?
Sonic lotion, for a man who enjoys those premature ejaculations.
NOTE: For road runners only