Wife can’t get enough of ’em…

Nothing like the taste of wiener in the morning.

That’s where my boyfriend gets it from!

They’re a little stiff

OH DAMN!
I ONLY HAVE EVENING WEINER!
THEY HAVE MORNING ONES NOW??

be sure to swallow

NO COMMENT……..

For preparing morning weiners, also see our morning wood.

Those weiners r to small I would rather have a beef sausage every morning that would fill me up

im not touching those with a ten foot pole let alone eat them

didja say ARABIK? ahem…

Those aren’t morning weiners! They’re all limp… o_O

I woke up with an Arabiki this morning.

of course theyre limp since they are morning wieners… you should get the evening weiners… better yet, the “after dark” wieners… hehehehe

Aren’t the Arabiki ones supposed to be bigger?

Good mourning, Hardy!