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This greed is good…
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Mixed greens please – $20s and $50s.
it’s always All You Can Eat
all your salad are belong to me
Never thought a golden opportunity would be this easy to spot…
The meal of aspiring Wall Street bankers.
Cater to high paid wallstreet executives
BTW, does it come with the desert?
The ONLY salad fit for government officials! BUY NOW!
make that a big greed salad with a side of evil dressing. MUHUEHAHAHAH.
I only wish this salad wasn’t so gritty.
When you wish upon a salad…
Can I switch the greed salad for the gluttony fries?
I’d rather have a greed salad than a hunger salad…
and don’t forget the DESERT.
who doesn’t love sand after a delicious meal?
Annoying greedy salad they serve with the sandwish. Before I’m able to make the wish, the salad already did!
I heard they make lotsa wishes in the desert…
I want two of ’em.
Gluttony felt remorse after he found out he ate his friend.
I always feel so greedy when I wish for sand.
Many have ventured into the Rub’ al-Khali seeking fabled Irem’s riches…
Three wishes only. No wishing for more wishes!
It comes with an optional side of deviled eggs.
So this is how the financial crisis got so bad.
And for dessert, the grapes of wrath.
I can see where they get the natural green colour from… and of course, the dressing has a very sandy colour – excelleeeeeent….
Salad?! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!
The lettuce is MINE! ALL MINE!
I’m way too fashionably trendy to be seen eating that. Greed is SO on its way out.
Is this kosher?
You KNOW you want it…
served by waiter with stuffed up dose
Then for desert, lust cheesecake.
The other salads are green with envy.
You’ve heard of Nightwish…. here’s Sandwish!
Wall Street bankers’ favorite Engrish Salad that cause the 08 credit crunch!
i don’t care that this has nothing to do with the picture but…..
😀 🙂 🙁
“I wish i had another Wishing sandwish plz.”
Given it’s in a desert, I reckon the whole ‘sandwish’ thing is rather appropriate, ne?
made for folks like Bill Gates and Donald Trump
I wish for all sand & salad,NOW!
Darn you, greedy salad! You took my sandwish!
‘Hmm…I’d like a greed sandwich, with a side of Sahara for desert.
After the Greed Salad, may I suggest Humble Pie for dessert?
The American Way Of Life Menu.
i have a wish… oh, a sandwish? i’ll take one of those to… oh what the heck? throw in a greed salad. another one. ANOTHER ONE. MORE!!! MORE!!! wow, the greed works almost instantly!
Do not leave money lying around the salad.
I ordered a sandwish and they thought I was wishing for sand, so I got the desert instead. The waiter thought I was being greedy wanting the whole desert…