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That would explain the leash…
posted on 4 Aug 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries
Don’t forget to feed your vest…
Photo courtesy of Linda Cendes.
Found on Malev Airlines (Hungarian).
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If it growls flick it on the nose.
Please pick up after your vest.
Here I thought Robin Williams left his hairy chest over here.
It’s Alive! ALIIIIIIVE!!
Oh honey, call the stewardess, you got a dead vest
… and it can’t swim, so be sure to carry it with you on your back as you swim to shore.
And please don’t touch. High Voltage.
get the broom…
But i wanted a dead one!
oh god, its got my ankles!!!!!
I wondered where i had put it…
Do not feed if after midnight
Now that’s what I call dressing lively.
please be sure to feed or you pay big mony for new vest
sonny boy look away, vesty’s gonna go somewhere and never come back
New version of Snakes on a Plane
careful, they like feet
It’s like a tamagotchi!
Hmph. I guess it’s funnier to someone who doesn’t speak Hungarian…
There’s dead coats and jackets under other people’s seats, so they’ve got it lucky.
honey the vest peed the floor again!!
If it bites me, I swear I will call in my pet straightjacket!
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.
It saves you from the shrieking eels.
Well, that’s unfortunate.
look out for the man eating pants!!!!
no passengers over 150 KG allowed.
Stewardess!!! My Vest just bit me! And then when I smacked him he peed in the floor. Stupid vest.
“if you want to life, then put it on when we crash”
I knew I should have washed it before we left!
The dead one is under your neighbors seat…
For security reasons, you must only pet the vest in the cabin in which you are seated.
YOU DON’T BE ‘LIVE’ TO TAKE IT OUT
do not feed it!
Hope it doesn’t run up my leg!
I wonder what’s living in the overhead compartments…
I would prefer the one with the flotation device under my seat….
see my lofers former gophers But I thought the seat was a water cheast.
The vest is touching me in weird places, Daddy!
in communist russia you don’t wear your vest, your vest wears you.
Please do not feed the vest. It may suddenly attack without warning.