High Quality Nuts

Thats what she said

I used that line once…she punched me in the eye.

They have a FLAVOR?

OMG GET ME 10 BAGS OF THOSE!

Fragrant flavors offered are sweat, piss, and super salty.

Shake long and vigorously before use to release fragrant flavor and taste.

I’m not putting my tasty nuts near any fragrant dried fruit!

Yeah baby, I’m telling you it’s true! It even says so on this packet

Favorite snack of the TSA.

everybody goes nuts with my nuts

All you fruits can go bite my nuts.

I’d avoid any nuts from this sack.

I think you got the wrong idea, when we told you that we love you nuts!

I bet the nuts are fragrant after a lot of exercise

It’s rare to have high quality nuts nowadays!

I bet you say that to all the girls. I bet none of them fall for it.

YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS

I’ll have your nuts! And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

i think the nuts need a bath…the aroma is over powering

South Park anyone? Chef?

@ lollersakte
watch out for the slap nut chop

Our nuts can’t be beat.

Well, now I can hardly resist.

ages 18+

CEO: WE ALL CUT OF OUR NUTS AND NOBODY WANTS THEM !?!? *cries*