Little Engrish of my liking is used…
Photo courtesy of Jeff Walsdorf.
My salad feels a little too fully.
Restaurant is next door to the liposuction clinic.
I’m not sure if I want to eat phantom noodles that resist my teeth.
Oh, I understand! They’re phantom noodles so that you can eat them without gaining weight! Isn’t Japan so cutting-edge?
The ultimate noodles have fused to form the ultimater (?) noodle!
And it’s a ghost
My salad feels a little too fully.
Restaurant is next door to the liposuction clinic.
I’m not sure if I want to eat phantom noodles that resist my teeth.
Oh, I understand! They’re phantom noodles so that you can eat them without gaining weight! Isn’t Japan so cutting-edge?
The ultimate noodles have fused to form the ultimater (?) noodle!
And it’s a ghost