Salty Cat and What…?

The only drink to taste like monkeys, carbonation, and salty felines.

For those with more “Exotic” tastes in drinks.

How much fizz per monkey?

Sweet & sour doggy

Now with extra 10% monkey.

Our monkeys are happy to give you all their fizz!

Capybara fizz on the markets next month!

Salty cat! nom nom nom

Monkey fizz? I don’t think I want to know what’s in the ingredients.

And our brand new “EXOTIC” Flavor:
Stinky dog! – Now in 3 assorted smells.

thats a typo, its monkey jizz.

It’s the Monkey Fizz that made the cat salty…

*SLUUUUUUUUURRRP* tastes like banana

*singing* ” Salty Cat….Salty Cat, what are they feeding you?”

Do the LOLcat people know about this?

Monkey Jizz Sounds About Right

guy1: So how long will it take to get to japan?
guy2: oh, i dont know…
flightattendant: 好む飲み物のか。
guys: Pardon?
flightattendant: would you like a drink sir?
guys: oh, yes please.
(guys take drinks)
guy1: hey did you see that movie that came out last week?
guy2: oh yeah…
guys: (sip)OMG!!!!! CAPTAIN!!!! MY TONGUE IS ON FIRE!!
guy!: SALTY BE PRECISE!
guy2:FIZZING TO BE PRECISE!!!

I guess salty cat sounded better than salty pussy.

So good, it’ll make you go “WHOA!!!”

I think I can do without the monkey farts… I mean “fizz”

man this salty cat really makes me thirsty

CAUTION: May contain traces of nuts. Umm, I mean cats.