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Good effort. Bad pizza.
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(10 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
I choose the spray paint and epoxy resin topping for the best possible looks
Toppings must work hard. Pizzas are not ugly
A pizza is a base where the toppings go. Make good looking pizzas.
If you don’t put in the effort, then F… it!
I’d like to see the “toppings” on Mrs. Pizza.
So much work for so little pepperoni.
Put in the effort to bring home the bacon.
Congratulations. You made a pizza I paid you to make. Less aggrandizing – more working.
Sorry Charlie. Starkist wants pizzas that taste good, not with good taste.