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If anything, reading the manual made it worse…
posted on 20 Jan 2026 in Instructions
Right there’s your problem – got too much mehee in your muhym…
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Instructions on a blood pressure cuff.
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If you follow items 1 to 4, the 5 will happen.
If you’re dead you’re dead.
He me’d when he shoulda hee’d.
Death should come naturally, not forced.
Come on, please! You expect people to believe this?
OK, return the noise, but e2o is not the way to spell echo.
Call me stubborn, but I insist that pacclabmech is indeed mehee.
I once wrote a paper about blood pressure in the dead…it was a low in my career.
It wasn’t mehee who messed up the sign, it was muhym!
To prevent 5, don’t be so careless while alive.
It´s life, Jim, but not as we uzmeruyamu.
In other words, do not go gently into that good night; return the noise of e2o film.
Damn those carefully dying people…
Yes, but WHERE was this seen??? They sound like babbling idiots!
6. When death time arrive – come on please.