If anything, reading the manual made it worse…

If anything, reading the manual made it worse…

posted on 20 Jan 2026 in Instructions

Right there’s your problem – got too much mehee in your muhym…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Joshua Steinberg.
Instructions on a blood pressure cuff. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
4 hours ago

If you follow items 1 to 4, the 5 will happen.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
4 hours ago

If you’re dead you’re dead.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 hours ago

He me’d when he shoulda hee’d.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 hours ago

Death should come naturally, not forced.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 hours ago

Come on, please! You expect people to believe this?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 hours ago

OK, return the noise, but e2o is not the way to spell echo.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 hours ago

Call me stubborn, but I insist that pacclabmech is indeed mehee.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 hours ago

I once wrote a paper about blood pressure in the dead…it was a low in my career.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 hours ago

It wasn’t mehee who messed up the sign, it was muhym!

Jay
Jay
2 hours ago

To prevent 5, don’t be so careless while alive.

Conventi
Conventi
1 hour ago

It´s life, Jim, but not as we uzmeruyamu.

The Dude
The Dude
13 minutes ago

In other words, do not go gently into that good night; return the noise of e2o film.

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