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(21 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
And risk a charge of statutory grape?
Hmm, peaches
F*ck it? I never even wanted to jackfruit!
First go to the vegetable area for an eggplant.
Bananas?
Sorry, I was looking for sausages, but I’ll pear it in mind.
Well I suppose it’s recreational food.
I’ll just pop some cherries…
There’s kumquat all over the floor.
I tried, but it all went pear-shaped and I got the crabs instead.
I think an employee ragequit.
Yes that’s on Aisle 9, Re-Produce
I can only imagine what’s going on in the vegetable aisles…”Pervert-A-Mart”?
Another reason to wash your fruit.