This elevator is fried. Use stairs…
Photo courtesy of Allen Eising. Found in China.
Use the eggscalator instead
My elevator is full of eggs.
So Carrefour sells scrambled elevators now.
Yellows on the right, whites on the left.
You’ll only bring everybody down.
Considering today´s prices of eggs, maybe not a bad idea.
If the elevator is scrambled, the building is toast!
Sometimes you have to break a step to make an elevator.
Well, it is sad, but you can’t unscramble an elevator.
This is scrambled on so many levels.
We may have to unscramble the A/C in the elevator; it’s bacon in there.
Use the eggscalator instead
My elevator is full of eggs.
So Carrefour sells scrambled elevators now.
Yellows on the right, whites on the left.
You’ll only bring everybody down.
Considering today´s prices of eggs, maybe not a bad idea.
If the elevator is scrambled, the building is toast!
Sometimes you have to break a step to make an elevator.
Well, it is sad, but you can’t unscramble an elevator.
This is scrambled on so many levels.
We may have to unscramble the A/C in the elevator; it’s bacon in there.