Have you tried unplugging and plugging in?
Photo courtesy of Alice A. Found in Korea.
They’re still using punch cards?
The urge one often gets when the umpteenth horribly timed Windows Update begins
Not recommended if you’re still using a CRT
If computer is found to be OK, try fist in operator.
Well that accounts for the smashed screen
So shift any key.
Needs a lot of elbow grease.
Only for computers aged 18 or more.
The CIO is is hamfisted but the proud inventor of the typo.
Special discounts for people with syndactyly.
Installation complete.
Cures beach ball of death.
Their helpdesk motto is: “Fist Come, Fist Serve”.
To avoid fist, try DuckDuckGo.
Finally; a real Windows Programming tool! (A double-headed axe works well too, Redmond!)
They’re still using punch cards?
The urge one often gets when the umpteenth horribly timed Windows Update begins
Not recommended if you’re still using a CRT
If computer is found to be OK, try fist in operator.
Well that accounts for the smashed screen
So shift any key.
Needs a lot of elbow grease.
Only for computers aged 18 or more.
The CIO is is hamfisted but the proud inventor of the typo.
Special discounts for people with syndactyly.
Installation complete.
Cures beach ball of death.
Their helpdesk motto is: “Fist Come, Fist Serve”.
To avoid fist, try DuckDuckGo.
Finally; a real Windows Programming tool! (A double-headed axe works well too, Redmond!)