Gonna need a bigger tube!

Venus and Mars are alright tonight

Rub this cream on Uranus.

So good it’s recycled.

@DnT: aha, it’s for treating asterroids ?

Your skin is your outer space.

They crater to every whim.

“Recycled tube” feels like they are orbiting the issue.

@RC: Skin cream is used by some for getting their rocks off.

They tried packaging the cream in a cycle tube but customers got tired of that.

@DnT: they probably weren’t wearing their eclipses.

What if my skin is the Death Star ?

Damn aliens.

Brain the size of a planet, and look at what they have me sell.

Contents: Mosquitos, chiggers, ticks, fleas, fire ants, hornets, bees and wasps.

Apply until screaming begins.

We have mining rights.

Except the skin on my butt. That’s a moon.