But I don’t drink. Ohh…

With a bar? Oh well, I suppose anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

I have tried Google Lens on the banner at the bottom. It said “meat balls swallowed and exploded.” I don’t think I want to go to this bar.

I’d like a Wet Pussy, and my date will have a Pop My Cherry.

For a stiff gin

Any better than sex on the beach?

Pork snacks a specialty.

Two gametes walk into a bar.

Bartender, I’d like an oldfashioned black russian between the sheets, a dirty Shirley platinum blonde, a naked and famous pink lady and a money shot, please. Oh, and some pee nuts.

Well at least they are honest.

Anything, bar sex.

Ain’t got no tiiime for bar sex, I’ve gotta flyyyy

OK, THIS is one place The Party won’t ban!!