I think I speak for all gows when I say snooze it…

The lucky clock has a violent streak.

These friends gows waks all the time.

How lucky is a clock that doesn’t have its hands in front of its face?

Not so much an alarm clock, more of a disturbed clock.

There’s a switch on the back:
Waks ON
Waks OFF

Lucky Clock survived a terrible accident, losing both hands. Now has trouble with English and goes off several times a day.

Interesting…and for how long have you been having these dreams ?

When all Gows Waks…is it Halloween already ?

@Myself – take two: When all Gows Waks – the rather unsuccessful sequel to The Silence of the Lambs.

@Coffeebot: so, more like a Lucky Crock, then ?

Clock-a-doodle-doo.

Lucky Clock says, “It’s some time already!”

Even a broken clock vibrates twice a day.

Lucky Clock is proud to use its hands as feet to make the Lucky Wak.

“Look, Ma — no gows!”

Grandfather Clock thinks gow waks are wasted on the young.

Lucky Clock’s Prozac and Thorazine are sold separately.

Considering there are nonbinary people, there are lots of people who friend the they.

When all gows waks…story of my life.

I’ve used speaking clocks before. None of those spoke gibberish.

I got the gows waks if you’ve got the time.