This is why I carry nunchucks…

I couldn’t possibly go dancing without a couple of grenades.

So you can’t leave your hat on.

Well if I can’t wear a thong we’re will I hide anything

– “That’s Cambodia, Captain – we’re not supposed to be there”
– “Well, that’s where I’m going”

Cheeky devils – you’re talking footwear, not crotch-and-butt-crack covers, eh?

Sorry, officer — I thought the sign said no talking guns, knives, explosives…

“Is it gonna be hairy ?”

It’s good to know they won’t take my weapons.

What do we learn from this? Well, there must have been an incident with guns, explosives, and knives hidden under someone’s baseball cap. But somehow that was only problematic while dancing, and if the person was also wearing a thong.

But CS Spray is okay ?

Cancel the quinceañera, mija.

And just like that, all the fun left Syria.

Is that a glock in your jock or are you just happy to see me?

Sorry, Sisqo.

Blaaaah’m Crack Stuntman!

I don’t see the problem with the thong. If everybody wore one, where would they hide the other stuff?

No holes barred

Flamethrowers! You forgot flamethrowers!!