Dude, here chill with some Seisuika

It’s so anxious it doesn’t know what it is.

Gets rid of the smell while you iron and wash

I love the smell of anxiety in the morning – smells like…victory.

Something is rotten in the parish of Yokohama.

I always thought seisuika was poached eggs in a tomato sauce – you live and learn.

When you can’t blame that anxious smell on the dog.

888 smells suspiciously auspicious.

Anxiety: not for amateurs.

I’m not anxious, the smell is: Anxiety Disodor

You there — anxious smeller. See a professional!

Smell bacon? No anxiety — slow-cook your food while you wear it!

Get new car smell in your off-the-rack-and-pinion fashions!

Perfect seat applicator for the fear-of-flying passenger.

I have looked up the kanji for Yokohama, 横滨. The second character means ‘shore’. The first character either means “horizontal” or “perverse.” Obviously it has to be the latter.