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A manage a trois?
There’s never an emergency when I need one.
O K Y
All doors can be opened by one hand, obviously.
Ceiling cat is watching you open door.
If no cock is available, just do the best you can.
When unsuccessful, repeat action many times.
For best result, wait for sound of one hand clapping.
It all started with pull my finger.
Whoever wrote this was a real jerkoff.
I like keeping all the doors open, just in case. Not sure about the pulling business, though.
This is an emergency! I don’t have time for some cock-and-bull story!
@EM: How about a Cock-and-Pull story?