Oh honey, it burns…

To give your pussy a new incensation.

Ah is that fish I smell

That looks just like our cat. Coincidentally, his name is Bernie.

Not sure it meows

When the pussy starts smelling burnt, it is time to hose it down.

If your pussy is incensed, it might not be getting enough attention.

I love the smell of UTI in the morning!

Well, this is just purr-fect for making my fantasy garden smell like sex!

Pussy flavoured incense?

I wonder what the Pope would say.

For those who enjoy a good smoke before, during, and after sex.

Smells like Teen Spirit… but it’s aged for twice the price.

The question of the hour: “What kind of holder should I use?”