The fire extinguishers are just for show…

I like the vaping exhibition.

Ceci n’est pas une cigarette.

It’s only a dust cloud. They’re cleaning some of the exhibits.

What could possibly be on display at a museum of not doing something?

…but the art gallery has a drinking problem.

Brings back memories of January 3, 2019.

Fags not welcome.

The Surgeon General states that smoking a museum may seriously harm you health.

Smote ’em if you got ’em.

When the museum quit smoking, the entrance fee went up to cover the cost for all the nicotine patches.

“A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

Rudyard Kipling poem ‘The Betrothed’.

@coffeebot….Vaping for the vapid.

Are the Kardashians on exhibit?

To they whom would deem me sexist. Kipling’s poem is a humorous look at women who issue ultimatums.

ie. It is either that, or me. “I am tired of spending the weekends alone. It is either Golf or me.”

He. “Well love, I WON’T BE PLAYING THAT HOLE AGAIN!”?

Edit: Sexist – misogynistic.

I might add: One better gets one’s way with men, with honey rather than vinegar.

Next to the “No drinking” museum.

Where only the best will do.

Do they have Camel with the factory on the pack.