Rub your junk as hard as you want, guys, it still won’t shine like a jewel
Droll not Troll
1 year ago
Maybe you could make a “pearl necklace” that way.
Boris
1 year ago
The family jewels are just junk.
Marum
1 year ago
@DnT….May I polish the knob then?
Marum
1 year ago
Time to wear the Cubic Zirconiums.
Marum
1 year ago
Square shape or pear shape,
These rocks don’t lose their shape,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(Sung by MM)
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago
Paste in the rough.
Marum
1 year ago
Oh! I see.
It’s jewelry for genital piercings.
Marum
1 year ago
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our shape in the end,
But bent back and bent knees,
We stand straight at — Tiffanys,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(N.J.B.)
Droll not Troll
1 year ago
Scene 1951? Of what, a p0rn movie?
Running Comment
1 year ago
Junk is in the eye of the beholder…and then you go to the ophthalmologist to get it removed.
What’s Diamond to me is Zirconium to you.
Selling rubbish for over 70 years.
Rub your junk as hard as you want, guys, it still won’t shine like a jewel
Maybe you could make a “pearl necklace” that way.
The family jewels are just junk.
@DnT….May I polish the knob then?
Time to wear the Cubic Zirconiums.
Square shape or pear shape,
These rocks don’t lose their shape,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(Sung by MM)
Paste in the rough.
Oh! I see.
It’s jewelry for genital piercings.
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our shape in the end,
But bent back and bent knees,
We stand straight at — Tiffanys,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(N.J.B.)
Scene 1951? Of what, a p0rn movie?
Junk is in the eye of the beholder…and then you go to the ophthalmologist to get it removed.