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Can you use a bland name…
posted on 15 Aug 2023 in Menus
Hmmm, nobody laughed when he said cognac…
Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found at a bar in Chiba, Japan.
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When you print in brown, expect crap.
Just plain.
Aged for 5 minutes.
When only the best bland will do.
Sounds like a gloup I should get to know.
Reality is for suckels.
Cognition Test 1.
We will ask you again in two minutes.
Drinking Blandy makes you randy,
And your wife will chuck you out.
Let’s see:(no peking)
Alexander
Brandy sour
French connection
Brandy cooler
Honeymoon
Jack Rose
Sidecar
Stinger
Hmm. Not too bad for 79yo. One wrong. If I am not mistaken, they are all Brany based cocktails, so I can see the reason.
I am told, that if you read a list like this when you are drunk, you will forget it when you are sober.
But if you get drunk again at the same time and place, you will remember it.
This might not be true, but it seems like a bloody good excuse.
“I was drinking to remember.”
After too many Blandy Based cocktails, Jack barely rose at all; even on his Honeymoon.