No new is good new…

No new is good new…

posted on 14 Jul 2023 in Chinglish

New flash: it a fake.

Photo courtesy of Aman R.
Found in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Lucky new!

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Well if the send u a lucky, what do they do with a good new.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

Fortune cookies messages getting ambiguously complicated.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

‘U’ will be delighted.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

(Batteries not included).

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Good lucky trying to make sense of this !

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

… call* to receive your own personalized new lucky power!

(* just £6.99/minute)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Lucky is my new super power.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Just in time! The power of my old lucky was running low. It go clicky-clicky.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I would really enjoy if, it were spelt with an “F” instead.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If there is only one English word they can pronounce, it is that one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s good new, but when it gets old the batteries may leak, and who needs a leaky lucky?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Yes, this arrest warrant is part of a sting operation for Gamblers Anonymous members.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

The Chinese title reads: “relying on luck to win the lottery is false.” Of course, relying on some dodgy scam will greatly increase your chances.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Thank my lucky, it good new week.

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