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Some girls love other things.
My name isn’t Art, but I do contain a lot of bacteria.
Some girls love cheese and the smell of fish.
This shirt is sponsored by Captain Obvious
She was only a Bootmaker’s daughter.
But couldn’t she make a little naughty last.
Now! That’s an art.
My girl loves donuts
I’m happier being with a girl when I don’t need to draw her a picture. 😉
I think the girl that would fit in this shirt likes nursery rhymes and finger-painting.
I hate people who pretend they’re cultured when they talk about Beethoven – I bet they haven’t seen any of his paintings.
… and some don’t, I guess?
(Profound words indeed.)
@RC….They are a bit off-key.
@RC…. When he painted them, he was either Brahms or Liszt.
vita brevis, ass longa
Some girls don’t want to be reminded of that Rolling Stones album.
Yeah? And some love vultures and farts.
This year’s souvenirs at the museum? I’d rather not see ’em.
Hmm, come to think of it, this gift IS cheaper than a dozen roses and Godiva bonbons…
“Nice try honey — but I’m still watching ‘Project Runway’ and Ru Paul tonight!”
Mon copain est allé au Louvre et tout ce que j’ai eu c’est ce t-shirt merdique!
You mean like Lee Press-on Nails and The Clapper?
Great moments in Guys Asleep at the Wheel:
[to wife wearing this shirt as a hint] “I woulda gotcha a Big Mouth Billy Bass for your baby shower, sweetie, but all they had left was this great old Popeil Pocket Fisherman!”
Geee mate!
Your wife does go to great lengths to fulfil your fantasies.
What’d this one cost ya?