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Bitterness is the least of your worries…
posted on 27 Apr 2023 in Signs
Still better than tea…
Photo courtesy of A.D.
Spotted in Japan.
(26 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Son of a beach!
Whole new meaning to “coffee grounds”.
I’d take this with a grain of salt.
Very gritty
The shells are a bonus
Shore, Jan.
I’m not thirsty any more
Waiter! My sand has something edible in it!
SEX AND SAND
Is much worse
Witches are too expensive.
Waiter! There’s not enough sand in my coffee.
Their first choice was High Fiber Coffee with Minerals, but it wouldn’t fit on the sign.
Our 6-hour process filters out impurities the old-school organic way!
I’ll have cream and sugar, with a sand wedge on the side, please.
After 12 noon, we change our sign to Surf-n-Sand-n-Turf.
Scrub out morning mouth the old-fashioned way!
The sister operation of Tea & Boulders.
Visit us at Cocoa & Quarry, too!
Hell’s bells!
I thought she said she had sand in her office.
He loved his lady on the shore,
It was clearly his decision,
They continued for an hour or more,
And the sand performed his cicumcision.
Would you like coffee, or perhaps something stronger ?
There is a company in Sydney called Handcock and Gore,
Which sounds a bit like masturbation on the shore,
For the grains of sand which get on your hands,
Will abrade the skin completely off your Glans.
The coffee isn’t very good, but just grit your teeth and drink it.
Ah, nothing when you wake like a cup of coffee and the morning sandpaper.