I never expected…

Well, that’s await off my mind.

He who expects nothing will not be disappointed.

Strange looking dick and balls.

Surprise me!

I had high expectations for that website, but it doesn’t even exist.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !

I expected as such

An attempt to boost nativity numbers ?

Can I have the comfy chair while I’m waiting…?

… I’m waiting…

Sorry, please expect my apologies, they’ll be in my expectance speech.

Axe me again at the shopping maul and this hatchet job’ll be just as cleaver, only more of the maim.

Noooooobody accepts the Spanish….

No, wait — I’ll come in again.

Home of the future Grate Expectations fireplace store.

CAUTION: REALLY curvy road ahead

Mea culpa — I accept your invitation. Invitator cave.

Sorry, please expect my apologies, they’ll be in my expectance speech.

Axe me again at the shopping maul and this hatchet job’ll be just as cleaver, only more of the maim.

The condom broke?

That is why England is called the “Mother Country”.

England is always expecting.

April fool!

I didn’t put a condom on.

GOTCHA!!

We apologise for the anticip
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….. pation.

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