Your accident life is important to us…

And fall down gently.

The leaf says it all.

Your butt already has one crack in it. You don’t need any more.

We’d like you to enjoy your trip.

Break your ankle softly

Do you need a crash course in walking?

Random, unplanned slipping, is frowned upon by the CPC.

Signed. R.S.OVER, Secretary for falling, tripping, And general clumsiness,

Only YOU can prevent safety season!

My birth was an accident, so why not my death?

NOTICE: Run fast, escalator just waxed

Oh yeah? Hold my beer…

“Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
– Yogi Berra

“I intend to live forever or die trying.”
– Groucho Marx

traction is overrated

Pelvis-shattering impacts OK!

Break a leg breaking your leg.

Then … arise accidentally!