Oh, this one is past the graduation date.

Soylent GreenFood!

The way to an educated palate.

Yes. They’ve bean inattentive.

I prefer my veggies fresh, man.

I guess they’re pickled.

Life is too short

They can count to potato.

Ready to be reanimated once technology has come up with a cure.

With greens & protein …
it’s a meal that covers two major food groups.

Picked and pickled right after trig and econ classes!™

Serving suggestion: Lay on side, paint heads green, so you can tell the pre-served students from the over-served and pre-owned ones.

Steeped in alcohol bath then freeze-dried at 420°

I tried to get these students to attend a meat-up, but they stayed planted in their dorms instead.

Someone took their agronomy major a little too seriously.

Once almost hunted to extinction, all classes of Vegetable-Students
once again thrive in vast schools of the world’s oceans.

New! From the makers of No-Reservations Animal Pupils!