Orkay

For smorkers

For seegars and popes as well.

Where’s the arshtray?

Watch your arsh!

Nanu nanu! Oh, sorry; I need the Morking area.

*smiles smugly*
*adjusts glasses*
Oh, wait…

This Smor King area. No Large Kings, no Queens, Princes etc.

Smorking area, snorkling area and fooking area: all needs met.

At last, a place where smorking IS allowed!

… and wipe that smork off your farce while you’re at it.

Whenever I see this word, I picture someone using a two-pronged nasal bubble pipe.

Nort thart orne argain

SMORKING PORHIRBITED

THEY ARE SMOKING THE FILTER END!

That must taste terrible.

It’s the secret list of attacks Mr. Miyagi also taught Daniel … just in case.

Sorry. Above comment meant for tomorrow’s post.
(My brain was smorking a bit.)

Smorking is just like snorkeling, except you get eaten by cancer instead of sharks.