Sorry, I’m a Harvard Fashion gal…

I remember when Oxford Bags were pants.

Meh, it’s only a side effect of the Covid vaccine, like magnetism. Some people get an Oxford bag stuck to them.

So its a girl bag

Lets bag!

So, what is the fashionable way to P, at Oxford?

In true Oxford Fashion, gals shall use this bag of P.
(Let the fashion of your call of nature dictate which.)

Working Girls in England launch trademarked accessory kit bag.
Included: moisturizer, disinfectant, coin dispenser, Band-Aids, body comb, pepper spray.

Another bizarre-breakthrough marketing scheme: Buy one bag, get an Oxford gal free.

For carrying your pet Water Buffalo.

@Boris….Do you mean a “Working Girl”? Or “a girl who works”?

Does the “P” imply that it is waterproof?

Therefore a gal can use it for a quick squirt, if she is caught short?