How fresh? It cooked itself…

I suppose the hen will lay the table.

Beware of eggs

Lets eggs

Meanwhile, the words on this menu will just have to scramble themselves.

Hey, if it’s from a choice of one, even an egg dish can do it.

Nevermind, that rather gynecological drawing has put me off my lunch anyway.

It comes from “battery” hens.

We already have self-cleaning ovens and self-defrosting fridges. Now there’s self-cooking eggs? Talk about a smart kitchen!

“Two over easy, hold the Continent!”

“My compliments to the choice dish egg.”

“Can I get the bread-coffee-tea-juice in one big to-go container?”

Jeannie, here’s my next wish. I want a magic skillet that intuitively knows what I’m feeling like eating and then cooks it. (Obviously with coffee, tea or juice.)