What else would you do after entering?

No seat or beds

The bus will take you.

Well, it stands to reason.

Falling down is forbidden.

Most men do it the other way around.
(A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.)

Well, don’t just do something, stand there!

Visit for our long and slow moving lines.

As the prostitute said. “I have things to see, and people to do.

Big Chief Standing Bull had 120 grandchildren.

I stood in line for an hour, and all I got to do was stand some more.

Notice: Standing Room Only

Not much of a “woodchuck” joke, this whole “If standers could travel to enter, could travelers stand to enter” thing.”

Brought to you by Stands With A Fist.

Well, sure – goes without saying – but, can standers travel?

Kinda discriminatory against Sitting Bull.

…Creates an interesting sex position.

Hey, this where they filmed Last Traveler Standing!

Travelers are outstanding.

Phew, for a moment, I thought the traveller entered to sit! I’m glad this sign cleared everything up!

Will the Honourable Member be upstanding?

(As they say in parliament)

I couldn’t find this one in the Kama Sutra.

He: I’m Carlos.

She: I don’t like men who are carlos. GET OUT!

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