Donald Drug

Donald? Not even once!

The things kids wear nowadays

Something for quacks

Possible effects of drugs:
You may be more animated
You may feel Disney
You may start acting goofy.

Donald Duck smokes quack.

Popeye the Sailorman will never seem quite the same again.

@Marum: I’m Popeye the Sailor man, I do all the meth I can, and it’s here in my bo-at, that I snort me coke…

I eats all me Meth,
And I fights to the death,
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.
TOOT toot.

I’m randy and I’m lusty,
And I never gets rusty,
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.

For I soaks me long foil,
Full length in Olive Oil,
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.
TOOT toot.

This raises an interesting question: Is it “Engrish” if the writers knew exactly what they said but were counting on the buyers not to?

I juana get one of these shirts!

Just the thing to wear at night, when I to the Club for dinner.

If you put your thumbs on the screen, and pull them downwards evenly, you can get to read what the last one is.

And now, hold tight for the Mickey Mouse Club’s X-rated T-shirt…

Disney will do anything for more licensing income.

Another celebrity lost to drugs. 🙁
At least they the one for meth pretty accurate. 🙂

Join the Drug Bingo Shirt Club for Kids!

Point-n-click online ordering not available – just point-at-shirt streetcorner buying.

Can’t wait to see the shirts for Goofy, Cinderella, Daisy, Minnie, and Dumbo!

Engrish, motherducker. Do you speak it?

@ Earthbound Misfit: There should also be a shirt for Dopey.

Dolan, STAHP!

Donald’s enabler is obviously Dopey. Snow White’s boyz got you covered!