But my meowing is okay?

Lets dogging

Hey, if my wife and I are having great sex in our room, she may make barking sounds sometimes. Stop kink-shaming!

What about the cocking of the leg?

It’s still OK to lift my leg outside their door, right?

@algernon: Something tells me you and I are receiving the same signals from the universe tonight!

@Droll not Troll. It would appear so.

Dog: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

A refrain from barking wouldn’t be the weirdest music I’ve heard.

BUT! I always bark when I am doing it doggy style.

What if I sing the fifth act from TOSCA?

My wife made noises like a horse.

Whatever I asked for, she said. “Nay.”

@DnT….Klaus Herman Friedrick von Barking. 1735 to1792. The original composer of “Woof” music.

Debarking up wrong tree still OK with nuisance neighbors.

P.S. No retrieving, you Labradors!

Please to buy wolfbane in gift shop before nuisancing.

Hang on a sec – let me pop in my dog’s contacts…

@EM….PPS. That’s an idea. Maybe I can ttrain aa Labrador for shoplifting. No one would ever suspect a dog….Would they? (evil laughter)

Darn. I’ll just play Who Let the Dogs Out instead.

@M:

I hope you answer your wife’s “Nay!” with a “Hay!”

@M:

Maybe the (empty) brandy keg around the St. Bernard’s neck would hold more?

P.S. Mr. Young in #309 – Please stop humping visitor’s legs.

Ozzy: Bark at the Moon!
Hotel: Engrish sign go brrr on your barking.

I can’t help but think somebody had trouble with furries.