You should see the boxes!

*canned laughter*

I’ll take it. The stuff in those bottles looks like pee!

Anything like canned farts

God! How much single-malt would it take, to dilute one of them.

Fancy glass?

“Bottoms up.” As they say in China.

When the big bottles for the Water-coolers really caught on in Queensland. They used to deliver them in 2 to 3 ton Jap trucks. They really used to labour up and down the hills of Brissie.

I have a delivery here for a Mr. Christ. They told me you wanted it just before Passover.

We apologise for the incontainers.

We apologize for the misslabeling of the product, those responsible have been canned!

See? The text and borders are blue. The color of water.

New, from the makers of Boxed Air!

Passive-aggressive label-making – not good to keep that anger bottled up.

Brought to by Prince Albert Bottling Company*

* Prince Albert not included

“Excuse me – do you have the new Door Ajar in stock?”

No sale here. I’m holding out for Fire in the Hole.

“Do you guys have the 800-ounce Big Gulpie – the one with the built-in hand truck?”

Ed. Note: The wheeled beverage vat formerly known as The BigGulfPee

I’m prepared to believe there are bottles of water inside those cans. I always trust product labels. 🙄

@Marum:

“Bottoms up.” As they say in China.

I have read some of the news stories. Apparently, doctors in China have found many weird things up men’s bottoms.

Bottle water? Yes we can!

@DnT….Here in Australia they removed a coke bottle from a bloke, from whence the sun never shines.

From the report, it was unclear what size the bottle was. The doctors hand writing was extremely scrawled and shaky, and extremely smeared. It appeared, as if he may have been laughing his head off, as he wrote it.

BTW. Bottle water? No, we can.

Will that be paper or cask?

I’ll take one of the canned pee behind the bottles.