You got 30 seconds!
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Sounds a bit premature
Or a bit of a letdown
If your “strawberry patch” needs revitalizing, you’re treating your lady too roughly.
After the 30 first time, that won’t be difficult.
Probably dispelling a bit of your horniness, might help.
My wife could dispel horniness with two little words.
HURRY UP!
Where can I get some revitalizing cream for my banana?
If that cream was used on me, I’d disappear!
Product claims are bisaar.
30 second quickie
It’s like a cold shower in your pocket.
Hmm… “hand lotion”?
They think the world is their oisaar.
Disaar-pear!
Simply smear on for Berry & Cherry protection.
“Takes the sting out of his thing.”