Stay for drink…

Beef coke, I prefer the fish.

Come how you like.

Wanna see some beefcoke pics? *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Q: Why did the chiken cross the road?
A: To get to the other c.

Everyone remembers that one Savage Garden song, the one that goes “Sweet like a chicken and beef cola!”

I wonder where they get enough come for a drink.

@DnT….A farmer buys his first milking machine. While trying iyt out he finds it can be used for another purpose altogether. By his fifth orgasm, it is trying to hurt a bit.

Unfortunately he finds that he cannot disconnect it. So he rings the service centre, and explains the problem, without explaining what the problem really is.

It is Friday sfternoon and he catches the girl as she is about to leave.

Ever bright and helpful, she chirps over the phone. “That’s all right sir. It will disconnect automatically, after it has collected a gallon. Have a great weekend!”

You should try their chicken ice cream.

Given that there’s actual squid ice cream in China, it wouldn’t surprise me that much if there would be chiken and beef coke in Japan.

Come for drink, leave because of the beef coke.

I may be warped, but I read some of these in my mind as “omerettes” and “sarad.” What’s more, I prefer “Turkey Coke.” It’s healthier.
Yeah, warped.

@DrLex: Have you heard about the squid ice-cream in NZ? It has chocolate tentacles!!

Wish we had the Japanese version of this. I’m still wondering if they meant cokes or cakes.