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Human Board… is made of PEOPLE!
Boards only complain the first couple minutes…
Photo courtesy of Nic F.
Found at a trade show in Melbourne, Australia.
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Emperor Xi is so inventive
Not the place to be plastered
So much proof! It must be true!
Human, and there are no brown or yellow colour choices?
Not saying it’s aliens, but…. green, grey and purple…
Would be useful for Easter
This board is made:
By the people,
For the water-boarding,
Of the dissidents.
Comes with blueprints so you can build a chair, man!
Oh dear. Be even more careful in a human board than in a head!
In a surprise twist the Human Board is actually made of Soylent Green
The new “post-Covid” human.
The idea was hatched by a few humans who were just hanging around, feeling board.
Our sound insulation can withstand any meth lab explosion!
I’m only human
Of flesh and board
I’m made
Human
Board to make mistakes
…
These boards are made by Newtype (ニュータイプ) from Gundam.
I bet “Board” a euphemism for “sex toy?”
And so robust!