Human Board… is made of PEOPLE!

Human Board… is made of PEOPLE!

posted on 4 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Boards only complain the first couple minutes…

Photo courtesy of Nic F.
Found at a trade show in Melbourne, Australia.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Emperor Xi is so inventive

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Not the place to be plastered

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

So much proof! It must be true!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Human, and there are no brown or yellow colour choices?
Not saying it’s aliens, but…. green, grey and purple…

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Would be useful for Easter

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This board is made:

By the people,
For the water-boarding,
Of the dissidents.

Johnny Cache
Johnny Cache
3 years ago

Comes with blueprints so you can build a chair, man!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Oh dear. Be even more careful in a human board than in a head!

bob
bob
3 years ago

In a surprise twist the Human Board is actually made of Soylent Green

James
James
3 years ago

The new “post-Covid” human.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The idea was hatched by a few humans who were just hanging around, feeling board.

smooshy tuxie
smooshy tuxie
3 years ago

Our sound insulation can withstand any meth lab explosion!

Last edited 3 years ago by smooshy tuxie
Wax Frog
Wax Frog
3 years ago

I’m only human
Of flesh and board
I’m made
Human
Board to make mistakes

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
3 years ago

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

These boards are made by  Newtype (ニュータイプ) from Gundam.

Boris
Boris
3 years ago

I bet “Board” a euphemism for “sex toy?”
And so robust!

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