The National Treasure speaks…

Fine, I’ll dig up the national treasure quietly

I’m the national treasure and I am approve message.

Well, I’m the foreign human and I hate treasures!

Nicholas Cage always was a little off-center.

“Why can’t people respect me as the ‘gift’ that I am?

This is extra good because it is a direct translation. “Wo shi guo quan:” I am the national treasure. “Wo pa chao:” I dislike noise.

You should see its ears.

im very disappointed… i didnt know the national treasure was a sign…

YOU! You is making loud loud! Shut upwards!

Someone’s gonna get sued for breaching copyright ^^,

well, i’m greenpeace. we never use axe thought.

No wonder he’s in crisis right now…

“We cant stage the Marching Bands here! The National Treasure hates noise!”

I’m noise, and I hate the National Treasure

Andrew:

So then wait a minute, what the hell is the sign for? Someone in China is narcissistic.

For that matter, these pesky humans are really starting annoy me…

It’s a love-hate relationship.

someone the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

someone told the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

(i speak engrish.)

Btw, the chinese version has the same meaning as the english one.

I’m the national treasure and I eat tourists!

Screw the Great Wall, I’m here to see the oak sign.

Oh, I am the State Bank. Nice to meet you.

I see they left the period off the end to leave their options open to add anything else they might be hating a little later on.

Maybe they wanted to say that we shouldn’t be unruly– just like the “No Hullaballoo” sign.

I think this signs ego is a little bloated.

What’s the big deal? I have been saying this to people for years!

Seems that this is not Chinglish, but in fact anthropomorphism is applied (in a funny way) in Chinese, and directly translated to English. Such funny notices is quite common in mainland China.

You know what else I hate? TOURISTS!

Oh, and I’m a jackhammer AND I DON’T GIVE A SH*T!!!!

Damn nationals … !

I’m a group of teenage kids from Europe and I came here to practice the orchestral music and to test jackhammers and large concert sound systems! So GTFO if you don’t like that!

Ok, Mr. Grinch, your book may be a classic but I think calling yourself the national treasure is a bit much.