I pay, therefore I am.

What came first, the driver or the car.

That twinkle in your eye will be $50, honey.

These modern carports!

René Descartes had trouble thinking of a good place to park, so he vanished.

To be, or not to fee…

You must be alive to drive.

I can’t drive 55…. or 29… or 16… or any speed.

Unpaid fees will get you cancelled.

Parking attendant: “Mr. Descartes. Have you paid your parking fee?”

Descartes; ‘”I don’t think s….” and vanishes in a puff of logic.

World’s most ridiculous prepaid plan . Worse than the service provider for my phone.

They are not in favour of driverless cars.

What an entrancing idea!

For $42 you get the answer to life, the universe and… everything!

@DnT we don’t really have autonomous vehicles yet. But when we do it will put Parking Stations out of business. Just think; you have an appointment at the hospital, (usually eats half a day and costs 20 to 30 bucks parking) so you drive in and send your car home. When the visit is finally over, you ring up your car, repair to the Cafeteria, have a cup of coffee and a couple of their cholesterol laden heart-bombs. By the time you are finished, your car should be coming up the hospital driveway. Also interesting is the fact that councils… Read more »

@Marum: All this.
And you didn’t mention speeding fines and the like.

Pretium ergo sum.

Shrödinger’s car park

Can I at least pre-date the check?

Please don’t let the City of Chicago see this!

oops i cannot exsist beacause i didnt pay

5 bucks…or else.