Don’t get these mixed up…

Its a bit hairy

Hirsute fish?

I do have a certain facility in the pubic department.

In the office of this department, the workers have their own pubicles.

Someone needs to go down to that department and check things out.

Well, I happen to live in Danshui, Taiwan, and all I can say is things can get very hairy in that department.

Went to the wrong one and now I have crabs.

EVERYONE in the whole department?
Overkill, much?

I’ll have the pubic facility thank you.

The Merkin Consulate.

If you start fishing around in the pubic department, you may be transported somewhere, where you can have the best fun available, without laughing,

The Department of Agriculture is the most fun.

They spend their days, out in the countryside digging up roots

Brazilian fish not welcome

The staff of this Pubic Department is very hard on its citizens.