Don’t forget the soap thing.

Sanitation guaranteed

Much like Uzbekistani ironing boards

What’s your star sign?

Oh, I’m a Sanitarian.

Addams family merchandise.

Some people have a thing about skin care.

Bathe-thing for ba-thing in Bei-jing.

Clean your skin, protect your skin, healthy your skin.

I wonder if she would loan me a little skin for a few hpurs?

MY PENIS!

MY SOAP!

And I will wash it as fast as I wish.

Did I mention skin? I’m sure I didn’t.
Skin, skin, skin…
This product is very good for your skin!

She’s got that certain something.

@Classic Steve…Yes. But with aa good wash, she might get rid of it.

Maybe I could show-er something she might like.

For use in that water thing

I’ll take the woman thing…

And grow skin too!

Quite an imaginative marketing team. “We need a name for our new bathing thing. Wait, that’s it; I’m brilliant! Bathething. OK, next…”