There once was a man from Giru,
Who opened a local Chew n Spew,
It was road-kill on the plate,
And even if you came late,
They’d scrape up a meal for you.
coffeebot
3 years ago
Hold the pickle
Hold the lettuce
Food collisions
Won’t upset us
UCity
3 years ago
Dammit! I just fixed that cheese bacon mushroom face!
UCity
3 years ago
Life comes at you fats.
Johnny Cache
3 years ago
“Cheese Bacon Mushroom Face”? Sounds like a Dick Tracy character.
UCity
3 years ago
“We’re sorry sir, your policy excludes casein, cured meat, fungal, and face-related incidents.”
Marum
3 years ago
It’s called; The V8 Grille.
JST
3 years ago
Mushroom lives matter! No justice no peace!
MultipleMonomials
3 years ago
I noticed also that the lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage
Chinese cars today hey!
It would be grilled cheese, then.
Where is Spaghetti in this
Waiter! There’s a Bug in my soup!
So take out a lunch insurance policy today.
It’s The Road-kill Restaurant.
It’s Schnitzel tonight sir. A Road-train hit it.
That will buffet right out.
There once was a man from Giru,
Who opened a local Chew n Spew,
It was road-kill on the plate,
And even if you came late,
They’d scrape up a meal for you.
Hold the pickle
Hold the lettuce
Food collisions
Won’t upset us
Dammit! I just fixed that cheese bacon mushroom face!
Life comes at you fats.
“Cheese Bacon Mushroom Face”? Sounds like a Dick Tracy character.
“We’re sorry sir, your policy excludes casein, cured meat, fungal, and face-related incidents.”
It’s called; The V8 Grille.
Mushroom lives matter! No justice no peace!
I noticed also that the lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage