Curse my contracted life!

I contracted life many decades ago They tell me it’s a fatal affliction. And, no, it’s not simple.

So the watch is contracted, soft, grinding and submissive.

But does the watch tell the time

I couldn’t stop laughing at “long service life”.

The only Pure Steel I know of was a race horse. Maybe they used his buckle to keep everything stable.

@FB: I think Gene Masseth wrote that line. 😉

“Leather makes you submissive.” – S&M for Dummies

BUT!!! I don’t own a watch,
And a I don’t want a buckled anything.

@DnT 0404. Life is extremely dangerous. None of us get out of it alive.

If the worst that happens to you, is that your life gets buckled. You are miles in front.

Actually, a leather strap on my lady’s bare bum, made her just the opposite of submissive. At least, when we got down to the fine grinding.

BTW. If I had my druthers, I would opt for an extended life, not a contracted one.

You must be a Time Master to make time submissive.

#4 makes me think it’s a product for adult toy stores.

@Marum 1545: An extended life would result in your “druthers” gradually hanging lower and lower. 😛

Neat and submissive? Not on MY watch!

Does that genuine leather strap come in 50 shades of grey?

@algernon 0406. It probably won’t tell, if you don’t