She’s always right…

She does have a point.

If you study hard and get a few degrees, you, too, could be an angle.

You mama is so fat she looks like a hypotenuse!

She is a messenger of Dog.

Oh, she’s Engrish?

Come on, fellow Engrishers; there must be a shirtload of possible captions for this one!

The son is not a very tan gent.

She drives me around the bend

She can be a little obtuse

Yo momma’s so fat she doesn’t fit within 360 degrees

Do you mean, your alibi?

I’m sure I have posted this before, but;

A young Greek lad named Oedipus Rex,
Met a babe who exuded pure sex,
‘Til they both did discover,
The wench was his mother,
Now they’re both pathological wrecks. (Anon)

Tchuss….Marum.

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah, wanted to know the Angle of The Lord.

You have acute mom.

@Marum 0529: According to the pyramidologists, it’s about 26.3 degrees.

In case anyone out there has never heard this outrageous pun on the Pythagorean theorem: There were three pregnant Indian squaws laying on animal hides about to give birth. The first squaw, who was laying on a buffalo hide, gave birth to a 6 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The second, who was laying on a deer hide, gave birth to a 5 lb., 5 oz. baby boy. The third, who was laying on a hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twin boys totalling 11 lb., 10 oz. Therefore, we can conclude that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus… Read more »

@DnT 0636. I know you would have got it, but I meant knowin the Biblical sense. Which the people there did..Assuming angle = angel
….Genesis 19:5

That joke about the squaws is V old. When I heard if, it was 2; 3; and 10; sons.

Sori tumas.Bren bilong mi i brukim. Taim mi slip i kamap.

2; 3; 13.

The dad must be an A-hole for acute angle to fit in.

Your geometry won’t work here…

My dad fell for a pyramid scam……..

……and that’s how Sophia Huffman got into collage.

Now that is a sine of dyslexia.

finish that last letter already . . . I have to get the catch-of-the-day started!