You have the right to remai… no, scratch that – you have no rights!
Droll not Troll
5 years ago
Well, at least you won’t be charged with battery.
Droll not Troll
5 years ago
Model police officers not supplied. The ones supplied used to work for Arpaio.
Frank Burns
5 years ago
There’s no “deep state”.
Conventi
5 years ago
North Korean Police car model.
Marum
5 years ago
This is not a toy for having fun with.
It’s a set of imperatives.
Marum
5 years ago
Is it OK if I sit here and scratch my ar$e, while I figure out what I can do with the damn thing?
Frank Burns
5 years ago
Throw the old batteries in your water supply.
jjhitt
5 years ago
The Battery Police do not mess around.
Marum
5 years ago
@FB 0957. Why not ? More heavy metals, and background radiation, may speed up the evolution of Homo-sapiens.
Marum
5 years ago
It is very cheap.
It is a Kia Stingier.
(For the non Aussies. We are using Kia Stingers as pursuit cars)
Eggrish
5 years ago
To protect and serve you dinner, Ma’am.
– Maid in China
coffeebot
5 years ago
Wait, these aren’t handcuffs!
Droll not Troll
5 years ago
After reading the battery instructions, I needed arrest.
Droll not Troll
5 years ago
Toy purchased in a chain store?
Eggrish
5 years ago
SPEED KING
0 – 60 in 25 to life
James
5 years ago
Where Engrish meets Truth.
James
5 years ago
The next big-budget Pixar animation.
Dave Van Domelen
5 years ago
Caption: Barricade still has fans.
Explanation: “To Punish and Enslave” comes from the Decepticon Barricade, as seen in the 2007 Transformers movie. He’s a police car, but one of the details he deliberately gets wrong in his appearance is replacing “To Protect and Serve” with “To Punish and Enslave.” This toy is clearly ripping off Transformers, just like all of those yellow and black “not actually Bumblebee” Camaro toys are.
Something for the deep South.
I for one welcome our miniature overlords.
You have the right to remai… no, scratch that – you have no rights!
Well, at least you won’t be charged with battery.
Model police officers not supplied. The ones supplied used to work for Arpaio.
There’s no “deep state”.
North Korean Police car model.
This is not a toy for having fun with.
It’s a set of imperatives.
Is it OK if I sit here and scratch my ar$e, while I figure out what I can do with the damn thing?
Throw the old batteries in your water supply.
The Battery Police do not mess around.
@FB 0957. Why not ? More heavy metals, and background radiation, may speed up the evolution of Homo-sapiens.
It is very cheap.
It is a Kia Stingier.
(For the non Aussies. We are using Kia Stingers as pursuit cars)
To protect and serve you dinner, Ma’am.
– Maid in China
Wait, these aren’t handcuffs!
After reading the battery instructions, I needed arrest.
Toy purchased in a chain store?
SPEED KING
0 – 60 in 25 to life
Where Engrish meets Truth.
The next big-budget Pixar animation.
Caption: Barricade still has fans.
Explanation: “To Punish and Enslave” comes from the Decepticon Barricade, as seen in the 2007 Transformers movie. He’s a police car, but one of the details he deliberately gets wrong in his appearance is replacing “To Protect and Serve” with “To Punish and Enslave.” This toy is clearly ripping off Transformers, just like all of those yellow and black “not actually Bumblebee” Camaro toys are.
And the windbag award goes to……….
The police charged me with battery…