I gotta hear the haas

Meh. I tried listening to Boats and it sounded like ship.

My hoovercraft is full of headphones.

Did you hear about the doofus who liked listening to Pansy Division? He went shopping for a pair of homophones.

Boats by Dr. Drone

Muaic doesn’t move you, but boats do. Unless someone forgot to lift the anchor of course.

Five note chords move me….To leave.

Q: “What is the difference between good Chinese music, and bad Chinese music?”

A: ‘Oh! About ten kilometers.’

Normal headphones don’t cut it. Get some abnormal headphones.

Please yourself Chang old chap. But I would never stick a headphone up my haas.

Almost as funny as the Gerbil news story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U_YwUu_PNs

I love the sound if boats, my ears hear them

My boats here ear

Boats make waves that really submerge you in the music.
– Boats, by Dr. Drown

@Dr Lex 0441. You don’t loft an anchor – you weigh it.

What does an anchor weigh? STUFFED IF I KNOW!

Weigh the anchor , raise the hatches, and batten down the mains’l, me hearties. ARRRRR.

loft = lift (typo)

If your boats don’t fit properly, give them a tug.

I have one of these and it says “baas” instead of “haas”. So I guess most headphones can’t handle sheep noises either.