Your brains are showing…

Be sure not to leave skidmarks

So knowledge is a pants man

Well, a college can be a seat of learning.

Some people would leave space in a g-string, though.

Oh, so that’s why blondes have more fun!

You can’t see the knowledge in my pants, but sometimes it clears its throat to let us know it’s there.

I’m going for doctorate in yoga pants. Study hard!

I assume they’re referring to Carnal Knowledge.

The first time Iput my hands down a girl’s pants, I learnt my first lesson in economics. The relationship between supply and demand.

So being a Keynsian, I thought the forces of supply aand demand would equal out. However I found my supply, was far exceeding market demand.

So during an attempt to expand the market, or penetrate it deeper. I found to my surprise, that I had gone into involuntary liquidation.

Signed, The Emperor

Wisdom likes pants with plenty of pockets.

That’s why women are dumping their skirts to wear pants like men.