My tongue can’t see…

An Australian politician will take a dozen.

Doesn’t taste like chicken

I’m not taking that call!

What Beyoncé recommends for people who like ugly potatoes.

It doesn’t ring a bell.

Those are great with a nice ketchup glaze.

@RC: It plays a tuber.

The Torus of Shame

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I behold beauty!!!!

Of course a Potato’s ring is ugly.

Have you ever seen a pretty Potato?

Potatoes are easy going.

You can colon them night or day.

I used to have “Vegetable slicer/shaver”. It would cut so fine, I could make my own “Potato Flakes”, or chippies, or whatever you wish to call them.

Anyway. They tasted far better than the anonomous, unidentifiable, vegetable pastes, they make the commercial ones out of.

I donut believe they thought this through.

If you put Wasabe Paste on them, you can have The Ring of Fire.

(Lo siento June Carter Cash)

If you want something different, head north until you find the Dick Tater.