Aviod war… but no maintenance!

So. If I declare war on China, I don’t have to maimtain this piece of crap.

If you don’t follow the Party imstructioms, you may spend a long time in isolation, in a Chimese jail.

These instructions are not worth the leather thay are wrotten on.

Certijicate? F that!

Just the tips?

EDIT: Replace most mms with nns – Rú nǐ suǒ jiàn

Avoid Q card

The cerijicate says it quality. First rate

Remove belt before you certijicate. But may be used for spanking your lady.
If she begs you to. That is.

insolation = /ˌɪnsəˈleɪʃ(ə)n/ nounTECHNICAL
exposure to the sun’s rays.
the amount of solar radiation reaching a given area.insolation
/ˌɪnsəˈleɪʃ(ə)n/

In my experience, sweat is unaviodably humid, but usually dries with time.

So a short outburst of invectives is better than protracted abuse ?

“Peace is high maintenance”…yeah, especially with the current clown in the White House.

So it has to be maintained (i.e. kept clean and dry) in time, but maintained even more in peacetime. Sounds like the peacetime continuum has been broken to me

@Running Commen 0523. Do you really think the office of President would be better served, with Hilliaryar$e in the chair?

That would be quite some delusion.

As was the joke in Master and Commander. Trump is the lesser of two weevils.

She (Frau Clinton) would be much like Maggie Thatcher was. ie. She would fight any war, to the last drop of someone else’s blood.

Wartime maintenance very difficulty.

Please to read:
* Art of Maintenance – by Sun Tzu

* Please Keep Insolent Stuff Out of Sun: and other short stories – by Sun Tzu

Thank!

When army not warring, spend time mantaining equipment.

Need war with Iran, to give army something else to do.

My theory on this is: Males are slightly more circumspect about going to war, than women. Thousands of years of human history still impinge on our male psyche.

1. That we may be called upon to fight or die.

2. If we lose, we will probably be slaughtered by the enemy invading enemy army.

Women only have to fear br=eing f—-d by the invading horde. Which history has proved, won’t kill them. And it would probably be less times than their returning soldier husbands would. After all, when are most babies born? Usually a year or so after a war.

Edit: being. (typo)

Too much exposure to the sun might damage leather. But considering the other spellings in that label, I’d be surprised if the properly-spelled “insolation” was actually the intended word.

@markm 0512. Read my posting at 0506 (near the top) which gives the definition of the word.
A strang usage of it I will admit, but: “STET”

Certijiably approved for use at DMZ.

Old andriod spell-check certijied dead. Aviod at all costs.